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Taught by Scott Dikkers, founder and longest-serving 
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Hi, I’m Scott Dikkers.
Founder of TheOnion.com
I’ve also performed on Saturday Night Live and Conan, sold pilots to MTV, Comedy Central, and NBC, 
authored several New York Times bestselling books, and won a Peabody Award, the Thurber Prize for 
American Humor, and over 20 Webby Awards. 

But I haven’t always enjoyed this level of success… 

In my twenties, I was pretty sure I was funny, and I knew I loved writing and performing comedy —
but I didn’t know how to make a living at it. I didn’t know how to be a professional comedian.
So I held down a “real” job and watched helplessly as other comedians lapped me and made careers
for themselves. I badly wanted to break through, get noticed, and get paid —
 but I was spinning my wheels.

How did I break through? How did I finally make it? Well, that's a long story, but the good news for 
you is that, over many years, I figured it out, and I REPEATED my success in several areas of comedy, 
over and over. And now I can help you learn comedy FAST and succeed with 
I’m Offering ALL My Digital Programs for Over 50% Off This Weekend Only

Here's What You'll Get...

COMEY BUSINESS SCHOOL - an in-depth, comprehensive course (over 35 HOURS of hands-on training) that shows you, step-by-step, how to turn your comedy into a lucrative, full-time career - $899 VALUE

HOW TO WRITE FUNNY - a thorough breakdown of the building blocks of professional comedy, what makes it funny, and how to create VOLUMES of it. learn the fundamentals and start getting BIG LAUGHS FAST - $799 VALUE 

COMEDY GENIUS - a masterclass on being funny JAM PACKED with Scott's top comedy tips, tactics, and rules that will make people call you a COMEDY GENIUS - $147 VALUE

MAKE MONEY BEING FUNNY - a workshop filled with EVEN MORE wisdom and strategies for earning EVEN MORE money from your comedy—money you're almost certainly leaving on the table right now - $147 VALUE

*NEW* THE WRITERS' ROOM - a reliable community of peers, including Scott, who will help you improve your work and become a more successful writer -- if you paid for this amount of personal mentoring from me, it would cost you over $3,000

Regularly Priced: $728 plus $9.99 monthly
Grand Total: $4,992 VALUE

“I feel so lucky to have had Scott Dikkers as a mentor. He was probably the single most influential person in my development as a comedy writer. The things he taught me, I still draw upon to this day. He’s a legend, a pioneer, and one hell of a teacher.”
Robert Siegel
Oscar-nominated screenwriter-director
Credits include Big Fan, The Wrestler (Oscar-nominated, Golden Globe winner), 
Turbo (Annie nominated), and The Founder

What You'll Learn...
  • Secure consistent, prime comedy opportunities, so you can focus more on writing jokes and less on marketing...
  • Never lose your motivation and enthusiasm for the craft, so you can cope with “low points” ​that usually drives comics to quit...
  • ​​One tried-and-true method for turning your comedy goals into reality…
  • Balance your day job and your comedy hustle, so you can continue to earn a living without burning out...
  • Find (and keep) a fiercely loyal comedy audience, so you'll always have a tribe of fans that will share your work...
  • ​How to perfectly position yourself to get your “big break” as a comedian… 
“Scott has spent years teaching, lecturing and podcasting about comedy and the tricky work of making your way in the world as a practitioner of the comedy arts. Few people working today have given more thought to or had more insights into these matters. Scott is a visionary and a master funnyman and if I were you, I’d take his damn course and learn some stuff!”
Andy Daly
Comedian, Writer and Actor
Star of the Comedy Central series Review and HBO's Eastbound & Down, Recurring guest star on Silicon Valley, Black-ish, Reno 911!, and Comedy Bang! Bang!  Voice actor on Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, and many others.

  • The mental strategy used by Hollywood’s elite to achieve their goals… 
  • The single, foundational aspect of comedy success that’s even more important than how funny you are...
  • How to radically change your self-image when you’re going through a crisis of confidence...
  • ​How to make your submission better than 99.9% of all submissions… 
  • ​​One of the absolute worst things a comedy writer can do throughout the creative process…
  • ​How to identify (and defeat) the most common fatal flaws that keep talented comedians from finding traction in the business… 
  • ​The secret to creating powerful, productive habits that will drive your success in comedy — and beyond…
“Helped me land a full-time writing job!”
“The courses I took with Scott and the curriculum he’s developed were really useful in helping me both broaden my comedy-writing skillset and also help me identify some bad habits and weaknesses, and be a better self-editor as well as writer. These skills really were useful in helping me land my first paid comedy-writing work and also eventually to land a full-time writing job.”
Tricia England, comedy writer

What You'll Learn...
  • Learn how to develop a great concept behind every joke so you can stand out… Finally get the recognition you deserve!
  • ​The #1 rule you need to follow, keep your ideas short, simple and funny… This is a trade secret you don’t want to miss out on!
  • ​Learn what the audience wants to hear so you can gain their undying loyalty... Get your very own super fans!
  • Focus on creating great jokes instead of a high volume of subpar jokes…  Learn the #1 method professional comedy writers use to write GREAT jokes!
  • Help your audience find you and get more eyes on your work... You don’t need an agent or publisher to get noticed!
  •  Learn the 5 types of humor in broad and specific breakdowns… The best in the business use these tools!

“Extremely fortunate to work with and learn from Scott!”
“I’ve admired Scott Dikkers’s comedy for decades and have been extremely fortunate to work with and learn from him. No one is smarter about comedy or more qualified 
to teach it.”
Andy Borowitz, creator of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Humor Editor of The New Yorker magazine
  • Nail the fundamentals of these 11 Funny Filters starting with Irony...
  • Learn how to use this common Funny Filter to create the best comedic characters...
  • Learn the 5 easiest ways to shock your audience and which best fits your comedy style...
  • Use these tips to write like a professional comic even if you’re just starting out...
  • ​​Find out the 9 types of wordplay that actually work and how to use them...
  • ​Learn the different levels of reference and how to pull them off...
  • ​Learn how to use Madcap two ways—in performance comedy and print comedy...
  • Learn the difference between Parody and Satire that you won’t forget...
📌 Videos and MP3s along with weekly assignments and bonus materials

📌 Access to my private feedback group “The Writers' Room” for an entire YEAR!

📌 2 monthly “Ask me anything” live calls + replay

📌 A complete comedy terms glossary

📌 And so much more!
“Instrumental in making me a full-time comedy writer.”
“Scott’s teaching was instrumental in making me a full-time comedy writer. 

His analytical approach to writing and critiquing jokes helps you really understand what makes something funny, and helps transform the often enigmatic, frustrating process of writing comedy into something more productive and tangible. Any aspiring comedian, no matter their level of experience, can benefit from his knowledge.”
Matt Spina, real student
What You’ll learn... 
  • The 5 simple, actionable “Laws of Comedy” (things you can fix right now)
  • The comedy tactic you should NEVER use (even though it gets instant laughs)
  • How to avoid burning out your audience (i.e., making them sick of you)
  • ​The common traps even the best comedians fall into when writing jokes
  • ​​The hardest thing about writing a sketch or set (and how to make it easy)
  • The counter-intuitive trick master comics use to “control” an audience
  • How to “hypnotize” an audience into paying attention to everything you say
  • Scott’s step-by-step process for writing a satirical story about anything
“The best decision I’ve made in my professional comedy career.”
“Taking Scott's classes is the best decision I’ve made in my professional comedy career.”

I used all of what I learned in his classes while co-writing two comedy books and it was thanks to him that I had the confidence and knowledge to meet with an agent and pitch my own book directly to them, a major publisher. Scott is the best, accept no substitutes!”
Matt Visconage, real student
Make Money Being Funny
What You’ll learn... 
  • Why you don’t need to be in NY or LA to break into comedy… 
  • What Scott did to first get noticed (steal this!)... 
  • The 1 thing that “enchants” comedy executives in NY & LA...
  • 2 ways to get over your fear of failure (especially in standup)... 
  • ​The ideal 9 - 5 job for ambitious, dedicated comedians… 
  • How to pick the best audience for your work… 
  • How to boost your confidence (it’s not so hard)... 
  • How to become a “prolific” creator… 
  • Why most comics spin their wheels for so long…
  • ​How to be seen as a “maverick” in the comedy scene… 
  • ​The psychology behind comedy success…
“I highly recommend!”
“I took Scott’s class and the experience really helped me to dig deeper with my comedy. With his help, I was able to write a book, which really put my work out there. I highly recommend following his steps if you’re looking to kickstart your comedy career!”
—Alyssa VonCrash, real student
The writer’s room
What You’ll get... 
  • Stop struggling with material that isn't working and get instant clarity and inspiration...
  • Test your jokes on Scott in two monthly Zoom meetings...
  • Network with comedy professionals in two high-level comedy-writing Facebook Groups...
  • Workshop your material with a team of supportive and accomplished peers...
  • Get Feedback from a legendary comedy expert who's consulted for movie studios and TV networks like LucasArts and Pixar...
This is your complete, one-stop, COMEDY COACH IN A BOX -- in just a few short weeks. 
You'll understand and master the fundamentals of comedy writing, learn how to beat writer's 
block, learn hundreds of tips, tricks, and tactics that will SKYROCKET your comedy. And you can 
do it from anywhere in the world (even your own couch)!

In the past, if you wanted to learn comedy in an actionable way that really worked, you had to:

🤑Take SEVERAL LEVELS of improv or writing classes at a major comedy training 
center at $300 per class.

🤑Learn stand-up comedy by spending as much as 20 years performing at comedy
 clubs, wasting THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS per year.

🤑Study at one of a handful of accredited universities that have a comedy major and 
spend as much as $50,000 on tuition, fees, books, and other expenses

Cost of learning stand-up on the road = 
20 YEARS and perhaps $100,000

Cost of an accredited college program that offers a college major = 
4 years and upwards of $50,000

Cost of taking several levels of classes at a famous comedy training center = 
at least $2400
Try all 4 digital products for a full 60 days
—100% risk-free!
With all 4 programs you'll have a full workload, so I want to give you 60 days to take the course,
listen to the workshops, complete the assignments, and let it digest.

I want to make sure this is really working for you.

60 days is enough time to get acquainted with everything this bundle offers — and then decide.
If you don’t love it — if it hasn’t changed your life — I insist that you get 100% of your money back. 

It’s simple: sign up for this bundle and try these courses for yourself. If my guidance doesn’t help you 
earn enough money to pay you back your investment, email me. I want to know about it!
Get started now for just 
Regularly Priced: $728 plus $9.99 monthly
Plus you’ll get these bonuses…
“How to Write Funny” is Scott's signature recipe for writing jokes that get MILK-COMING-OUT-OF-YOUR-NOSE LAUGHS
“How to Write Funnier” details how to expand your jokes into longer bits, sketches and stories that GRIP AUDIENCES throughout

“How to Write Funniest” shows you how to EXPONENTIALLY improve the laugh-potential of your comedy
“How to Write Funny Characters” This guide to writing comedic characters reveals how to create unique yet time-tested archetypes that audiences will FALL IN LOVE WITH

“Jump Start Your Comedy Career” shows you how to give your comedy the KICK THE IN THE PANTS it needs

“Supercharge Your Comedy Career” contains Scott's quickest tips for 10x-ING your road to COMEDY SUCCESS

“23 Tips to Improve Your Stand-Up” is a game-changing checklist to INSTANTLY turn your stand-up into COMEDY GOLD

“Big Ass Cliche List” contains the 300 jokes that you absolutely must AVOID AT ALL COSTS in your comedy writing / performing

Scott's “Joke Writing Cheat Sheet” is a simple, fill-it-out-yourself tool to write HILARIOUS MATERIAL whenever you need

PLUS, over 27 hours of insightful Q&A with comedy mastermind Scott Dikkers
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